Can't Rap-Can't Rap-Whatta ya want from meThis ain't my gig can't ya seeNever walked the mean streets of PhillyTo me this is just plain sillyAsked me to write this rapReally rather take a napSo give me a breakAin't no piece of cakeGot me sweatin' for an hourBetter take a showerSo beyond wackHave a heartattackCan't rapCan't tapGoin' insaneWhatta painCan't rapCan't tapLyin' on the floorWantin' to run out the doorIt's not like I'm Jay-ZNot that he's better than meHope this won't get worseI'll end up in a hurseBreak out the tissuesGivin' me issuesGet me some coffeHarder than toffeeBe up all nightLook like a frightCan't rapCan't tapGoin' insaneWhatta painCan't rapCan't tapWon't take requests anymoreMake me wanna roarKnow It's gotta be badWhen it's over I'll be gladWords pounding in my headNeed to go to bedAdmit this was a lil funNow I'm nearly doneBut you might wanna see a shrinkBecause you must be on the brinkA rap? Really JohnIt's over, that's it, I'
Grin-Grin-Just a line to say I'm livingThat I'm not among the deadThough I'm getting more forgetfulAnd more mixed up in my headAt times I can't rememberWhen standing by the stairIf I must go go up for somethingOr have I just come down from thereAnd before the fridge real oftenMy poor mind fills with doubtHave I just put the food awayOr have I come to take it outSometimes when it's dark outsideWith nightcap on my headI don't know if I'm retiringOr just getting out of bedSo if it's my turn to write youThere's no need in getting soreI thought that I had written twiceAnd I didn't want to borePlease remember that I love youAnd I wish that you were hereNow it's nearly mailing timeSo I must say goodbye my dearHere I stand beside the mailboxWith my face so filled with dreadI forgot to mail your letterI've opened it instead!-Genius Unknown
The Smallest Monster-The Smallest Monster-From under the bed with saucer like eyesThe smallest monster dose ariseShe pounces on the bed so springyI wake up half dingy"Sums"! I yellAnd I'm mad she can tellShe runs and jumps off the bedAs I get up and bump my headWalking out to the hallI find her innocently playing with her ball"Darn cat!You won't get away with that!""Leave the baby alone!"Mom says in a warning tone.But sometimes I can't help itBecause when she wants out she has a fitShe drives me insaneWhen she messes with the dog's brainShe cries till I fill her dishAnd she won't even eat real fishShe sleeps all day on clean clothesWhy? Who knowsBut she's up all night chasing shadows on the wallAnd she's having to much fun to come when I callYes Sumer really is a little monsterBut no matter what I'll always love her